Monday, May 14, 2007

the battle continues...

as i promised....

NO MORE GISELE

but this time, it's

TYRA

*yawn* sleepy lah...

since guan lusted for it so much, here's something to please u, in order for u to keep supporting my blog... heheh....

tyra tyra.... most of us know about her through the famous must-watch, can't miss America's Next Top Model...

pencuri!!!pencuri!!!.... thank god they left me the board, or else i have nothing to cover up!


ggrrrr....wanna be like me? join ANTM then

tor hui....= spit blood

another gay couple? 0.o

prince charming, prince charming... where art thou? come, hurry....

..... come fast! or i'll turn into a nun! (lou ku poh)

but who would have thought she starred in Coyote Ugly as well? maybe she wasn;t THAT famous yet when i watched Coyote Ugly.....opps... hohohoho...

this is nostalgia, man... it's been so long....

and in 2005, Tyra decided to retire from the modeling world, and start indulging in what she likes most.... eating....

and what a better way to say goodbye, other than the Victoria Secrets Fashion Show?

yay!!!! graduating!! hello, tasty food, goodbye skimpy clothes!....

what u staring at? huh? huh? my humps? my bumps?

ta-daa... bye bye....

upon graduation from the modeling world, she followed the footsteps of her super duper idol, Oprah Winfrey to start her own talk show... the name? you guessed right..... THE TYRA BANK'S SHOW.... (man, it's so predictable.... hey, maybe i shud name my blog, THE SZE MAY'S BLOG!! ...hahahah)

my boobs are freaking real.. touch as much as u like, feel the lump? it's GENUINE! not some freaking silicone....


it wasn't so bad isn't it?... gosh, i feel bad after gulping that supersize Big Mac...


*hysterical scream*

who the hell are you?

.....

*fingers crossed* i am a decent, sweet, innocent, cute, pretty........

-i have no comment-

man, she looks like CHUKCY in child's play man!! scary....

i heard someone mention my name?


tyra has already hit the BIG 30.. in fact, she is older than 30 years old, the 'appropriate' age to retire from the modeling world....

despite leaving her glorious modeling days behind, she continues to be in the lime light, as who could ever miss out America's Next Top Model?... and with Oprah bragging all the talk show credit, it's good to see another african-american starting her own stunts eh....

though i will always support gisele, but tyra never failed to get my attention too.. and hey.... come on la, don't tell me u never watched ANTM? (kesi kesi)... and, don't u tell me u never ever admit that trya is damn good in posing and taking the omg-it's so-pretty shot?.... i,personally, fond her eyes superbly mesmerizing... she has the 'killer eyes' man....

and ah, i forgot to mention.... she invented the F word as well...

no, not FUCK... but FIERCE...

watch your mouth, young man! hahaha....




1 comment:

Anonymous said...

wah.. good good.. nice report! haha.. A+ for it~