2 shots.....

BANG! BANG!

i was shot....



twice.......



today.......

no lah, i wasn't shot by a gun, dun worry.... =)

SHOT NO. 1 : RUBELLA (German measles)
due to my uni's request, and the fact that my little blue health book does not state that i had taken this shit, i mean SHOT before, i had no choice, but to take another one.... (and since the nurse said that it doesn't harm to take it again even if i did took it zillion years ago...)

i have no objections about having rubella shots or any other kind of injections, in fact i see it as no big deal.... but to the nurses at the government clinic near my house, me, taking rubella shots sounds as if me, getting ecstasy shots.....

here's y...

nurse: "u nak ambil suntikan rubella sekarang?" (u want to take rubella injection now?)
me: "ya, sebab i tak pasti samada i pernah suntik tak" (yes, cuz i'm not sure whether i had it before)
nurse: "*pause for a long while* adakah kamu nak kahwin? (are you getting married?)
me: "HAH?????"
nurse: " selepas suntikan ni, tak boleh mengandung dalam tempoh 3 bulan." (after this shot u must not get pregnant in 3 months time)
me: "tak ada tak ada... tak ada nak kahwin lagi la... masih muda... (no no no, i'm not getting married la, still young)
nurse: "oh, ok ok... tapi tak boleh mengandung dalam masa 3 bulan tau?" (oh, ok ok.. but must not get pregnant in 3 months time u know?)
me: "ya ya ya, tak akan mengandung dalam masa 3 bulan" (ya ya ya i won't get pregnant in 3 months time...)
nurse: " baik, sekarang period tak? bila hari pertama?" (ok, are u menstruating? when's the first day?)
me: "sudah habis..." (end d, -the rest u dun need to know-)
nurse: "baik, ingat tau, tak boleh mangandung dalam masa 3 bulan!" (ok, remember ah! cannot get pregnant in 3 months!)
me: "ya ya ya, tak ada kahwin lagi, tak mengandung lagi...." (ya ya ya, won't get married yet, won't get pregnant yet)

-_______-""

see how many times the nurse mentioned about the must-not-get-pregnant-in-3 -months thing????

HELLLLLOOOOO??

i'm only 17!!!

i never had a boyfriend, never even held a guy's hand.... (minus my dad's and my bro's and my cousins and my nephews and my non emotional attached male friends... )

and the last thing in my mind now is to get pregnant!!! (i have yet to get my degree, i have yet to see the world, i have yet to earn my first million, i have yet to...)

and......

how am i suppose to get pregnant in 3 months time??

well, of cuz, unless......

• i was raped... *touch touch touch many many woods*, my first time has to be a sweet one, k?... =)*
• i was abducted by aliens and made pregnant....
  
• i was spiked/superbly drunk and end up in bed with a stranger.... 0.0!!!
• and oh!!!! unless josh hartnett is standing right in front of me, i'll rape him instead... heheheheh
  

oolala, come get me..

and wanna guess what the nurse said before giving me the injection?



BINGO!!!


nurse: "ingat ya, tak boleh mengandung dalam masa 3 bulan!"

- about 30 to 45 minutes later -

SHOT NO.2 : TETANUS DIPTHERIA
(not enough with getting poke once, i had to be poked another time...)

and again, by the request of my future uni, i had to take this shot..... and with the assurance by the doctor that nothing will go wrong if i take this shot, despite the earlier shot... so i decided to go for it, to settle my shots once and for all...

and so, i headed to the room again, and faced the nurses again....

but this time, the nurse is not cheong hei...

instead, the nurse who gave me this injection is si pek chor lor....

she literally just poke the needle into me arm, real hard, without a warning....

the quiet clinic, suddenly.....

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!