Thursday, June 28, 2007

bahasa jiwa bangsa.....

...... yang membuat aku naik gila

so it's been almost 2 years++ since i last use, speak, write, think, in proper Bahasa Melayu, and thus, making my task today an extremely difficult one...

as ah moi wanted to apply for loans, and (somehow) knowing that writing in malay will (somehow) increases my chance to actually get one..... i have then, no other roads for me to cabut lari....

it was really hard for me to write malay letters, and to make things worse, this was an OFFICIAL letter somemore....

which means, -lah, -li, -luh, -leh, -loh are definitely a big NO-NOs....

if not, my letter would be something like this....

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Kepada Tuan/Puan yang si pek entau or manyak cantik bersinar-sinar (bergelip-gelip juga),

Ah moi sini tak ada duit nak pi luar negera, tapi amat gien pula nak belajar kat amelika shalikat. Then ah moi ternampak advertisement ini yang pinjam duit kat orang seperti ah moi untuk melanjutkan pelajaran, jadi i nak cuba tengok lah. Pinjaman ini tak macam ah long, yang pancung kepala olang, jadi ah moi beranggapan bahawa loan ini manyak suitable bagi i. Berikut adalah details-details ah moi yang sungguh, amat, super-duper mengkagumkan. Harap pihak tuan/puan boleh review sebaik-baik munkin, dan tak payah mempertimbangkan lagi, (tak payah bersusah-payah dah, sebab ah moi ni candidate yang paling baik!! XD ) lalu terus memberikan ah moi pinjaman tersebut, tanpa bayaran balik. (kasih free bagi ah moi??)

sekian, bepuluh-puluh, ribu-ribu, juta-juta kam sia.

yang benar dari hatiku (sincerely),
s. may

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and HAH! after reading it, believe it or not, i got an A1 for my BM in my SPM......

hohohohooh.....

but of cuz, i did not write this way, cuz if i do so, i think this is what i'm going to get as a reply...

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Kepada cik ah moi yang juga cantik bersinar-sinar,

Dengan hati yang penuh duka-cita and air mata mengalir bertong-tong begitu banyaknya, saya ingin mengmaklumkan bahawa permohonan ah moi telah.....

di-LE-JEK!!!!

Tapi, kam sia juga kerana at least mencuba.

p/s: kalau betul betul kesempatan duit, i boleh recommend ah long yang tak pancung kepala olang, interest mia sangat rendah pula. =)

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so, no, in the end i wrote a proper, formal MALAY letter....

cuz i still want the loan....

or better still, a scholarship which i don't have to pay back..... =)

(i have to do something to make my dad and family proud.... XOXO)




Monday, June 25, 2007

how many?

this sounds very pathetic and lame....

but i'm adding this new statistic generator in my blog, to agak agak how popular my blog is...

i know the results is going to be very devastating and sad...

cuz the figures will not be high.... lol

and for those who are curious too, on how many people had viewed ur blog, u may want to check out this website...

Sunday, June 24, 2007

sayonara....

and so, she left....

Date: 24th June 2007
Departure: 0620 Penang, MAL
Arrival: ???? Nottingham, UK


though i had sent her off tons of times before, this time, it felt totally different compared to the previous sent offs....

cuz unlike previous times, where i'm sure that i'll be able to meet her when she returns; but this time, i know that i'll not be around when she returns next time....

-picture taken 3 years ago, with me looking super dorky-

4 years ago, she spread her wings and start off her own journey to seek the unknown, outside world...

4 years later, it's my turn now.....

for the future years ahead, i'll have to face it all by myself, with no more BIG SIS to help me settle things up, no more BIG SIS to seek advices from, no more BIG SIS to point the direction....

it's all, down to my own self to walk this journey, with her continuing with her own pathway....

- though i might sound a little too sentimental.... but it just shows how much i appreciate her as my sister.... - x')

and the fact that both my sis and my bro did not get the chance to meet each other (in person) for the past 3 years....

i just can't stop but wondering how long will it take for me to meet my sis again.... and even my bro.....

-piture taken 16 hours ago; i just woke up-

i seriously miss the good old days.....

T___T *sobs*




Saturday, June 23, 2007

the aftermath....

aduhai pembaca-pembaca serta heng dai ji mui ku.....

whoa, i never thought the entry of me getting a tattoo will create this kinda controversy...


@___@


so here i am, to clarify myself.....

- as i said, after the tattoo, it doesn't mean that i had changed into someone else....

- i'm totally sober when i get inked.....

- my parents agreed bout it; my dad even suggested me to get one in Miami by the miami ink guys... (though my mom did gave out sour face... but it's my body, and i'm not against the law, that's what u always told me....hehehe)

- i DID NOT, and DO NOT ask you to get inked too, and please don't feel obligated to get one....

- the decision i made was after long consideration; and you who wants to get one should consider deeply in your head before going for it too...

- as i said, my parents are OK with it; and my grumpy sis even took me to get it.. so my family is totally backing me up..... so if ur family member(s) DISAPPROVE of it, DO NOT go get one...

- i'm more than happy to give you any advice, if you had fulfill the above criterias on getting a tattoo; i've been there, done that, remember?.... =) [ just drop me a message and i'll spill out everything i know to u~!]



so, my dear readers out there....

C.H.I.L.L!!!


don't get over hyped up too me getting inked.... lol

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now.....

as i was blog browsing...

i found this blog, the bitter stickgirl.....

her blog, is truly one of a kind....

cuz when most of us is busy snapping pics and writing whole bunch of craps about how this and that our lives are, this girl portrayed herself as the character 'stickgirl' to reveal what's she feeling, and to describe what's spinning around her world....

man!!! how i wish i have talents like her..... her art works are totally masterpieces man!!

maybe, i'm gonna try some myself tonight....

hahaha...

and here, are none other than the samples, from her blog....

enjoy =)


stickgirl's encounter with a color wolf...

OMG OMG!! she draws freakingly well!!


stickgirl's crave for claypot frog meat...


O.O!! so pretty!!!


her advice: never forget ur umbrella-ella-ella


stickgirl's attempt on cooking


don't date a stingy guy like this.... guys, girls don't like this... =)


stickgirl's ultimate philosophy...

L, for LOSERS!! stickgirl's dedication to too smart asses out there.. hehehe


stickgirl, trying to catch a leaf.... awww, so sweet!



okay, so that's pretty much about it, do visit her blog if you're free....

i'm just spreading out and sharing good deals i had found..... i din't receive any commision -yet, still waiting... lol- K??...


Friday, June 22, 2007

now and forever.....

okay, first and foremost....

i had been eating bak zhangs for the past few days..... (yea, i know i said that i'm not touching bak zhang anymore, but cannot resist la....)

and so i thought i was miserable enough to have a pile of bak zhangs on my table....

that is, until i saw this....

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WWWWWWHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA?????????????


yea, lynn, i grabbed from ur blog......

this makes u the champion of bak zhangs man.... lol

one word...

KESIAN!!!.....

and please take good care of ur health k? cuz too much bak zhangs ain't good, and i bet u dont wanna recycle the fat u lost?....

-if i were u, i'll have non stop bak zhang nightmares, hahahahaha.....-

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now, to the more serious and exciting part of this entry...

*warning: parental advisory required for immature readers*


i had been fascinated with tattoo artistries, ever since i was young and introduced to the world of tattoo....

i'm a self proclaimed artsy-dartsy person, though me myself, suck a lot at drawing.... but still, i had been amazed on how our skin canvas can produce magnificent masterpieces....


and occasionally, when i'm superbly mou liu, i'll grab my pilot pen and start drawing silly stuffs, showing them off as permanent tattoos, until the watermark exposed my lame disguises...

but though i wanted to tattoo all along, i never took it seriously, until my sis kinda paved a pathway for her younger siblings.....


and unexpectedly, it has become some sort of a family tradition....

my bro and sis got one when they graduated last time... and now it's my turn.....

a few days before, i was extremely excited over where and what to get, and i even searched the web to find the "ones"....


and always again, from my initial plan, i'll always get objections and recommendations/persuasions from my sis to change it.....


so from the back of my neck, to above my bottom, i end up choosing my right hip......


and from snake designs, to the eye of Horus, i end up with -surprise later on-.....

(this is ridiculous, as my sis objected my decision to get animal tattoos, cuz she believed that the animal's spirit will come and haunt me...... hhheeerrrrmmmm *am qio*...O.K.A.Y....... )

as i said, this is some kind of family tradition, so she took me to the place where my 'seniors' went....


these are the name cards, go search/call yourself if interested...


see the word international artist?? NO JOKE MAN!! damn pro...
shud check out his portfolio at the website


the master himself was busy, so he asked a younger professional tattooist to do it for me...

even the younger professional was busy with his own list of customers... just show how good the tattoo shop is...

and here, is the anticipated tattoo-ing procedure that everyone has been waiting for....


the trace that will then be a permanent thing on my skin...

the tattooing process with my tattoo artist, FUN.... (weird name eh)?


FUN, is no fun at all.. he din't chat with me to get my mind off the pain... a very very detailed and serious person... and he is very very hippie, very cool, seldom talks... even when he talks he talks in a deep, 'eeerrrr' kinda tone... which to me, HAS KICK ASS ATTITUDE!!!



before he poked the needle on me, i kept on hearing the sound of the tattoo needle; it sounds very much like as if i'm paying a visit to the dentist instead of a tattoo shop...



there's another guy beside me being tattooed on his arm by the grand master... he din't make a sound, and his tattoo is 100 times bigger than mine..... O.0

which means, ah moi had to kept quiet too, in order not to make myself a fool over an itsy-bitsy small tattoo....

the design that you may be wondering all awhile...

how painful is the pain??? many of you may ask...

to be very honest, to me, it felt just as if being bitten by a whole swamp of red ants, just that this is less gelifying and disgusting .... it hurts, of cuz, but not to the extend that i want to scream or even cry.... i din't even mutter a word during the process, and i din't ask that guy to stop/pause at all......

so conclusion? the pain is bearable laa......

(to me, it's less painful than during my sis plucked my eyebrows.... T___T)


the design to me is purely love at first sight, cuz remember me saying i want a snake design?



ta-dah!!!.... it's a S + looks like snake design..... which, i'm extremely satisfied with what i had chosen...

and my sis even gave me a brilliant idea.....

since it looked like a S, i can tattoo my name, SZE MAY, the whole stretch on my belly XX years later....

BUT!!! one thing that i regret is.....

the position of the tattoo....


I HAD IT A LITTLE TOO LOW!!!!!



i was wearing a low waist pants that day, and the original spot the tattooist placed it was 1.5 cm higher... and STUPID ME, i wanted it to be lower somemore.... (cuz i thought it's sexier...)

it's still very sexy at the current position lah, especially when i'm naked... (hahahaha) BECAUSE.... it's kinda near my cibai..... i can even cover it with my underwear....

a part of me is smacking myself real hard....

"WHAT'S THE POINT OF GETTING A TATTOO IF OTHERS CAN'T SEE IT??"

but hey, what's done is already done....

and covering it up may not be a bad thing after all, especially in this conservative society i'm currently living in.....

and never mind, cuz i'm already thinking about the design i'm getting next!!! =)

they say tattooing is addictive, and it sure is!!!

and when i'm in the states i wanna go to MIAMI, and get inked by these guys!!!

the miami ink crew!!! lagi more pro!!! woott!!

check out their art work, here....
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and after the process, they gave me their name card, which has their website.... and this is their must-not-to-be-missed website....

EXOTIC

have to check it out!!!... so damn pro man!!!

and as i was browsing just now, look what i had found??



so damn cute + funny + porno man!!!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

and i read this ....

  1. Can a tattoo be removed?
    There are several excellent methods of tattoo removal available today. However with all of these methods, you will end up with a scar. It is much easier to get a tattoo in the first place than to get rid of one.
    • Tissue expansion
      This method is popular for removing smaller tattoos, where a balloon is inserted and inflated under the skin to slowly stretch the flesh. The tattoo is then cut out and the newly stretched skin covers its place. Will leave only a straight-line surgical scar.
    • Sal Abrasion
      Rubbing the image with salt and sanding it out.
    • Excision
      Cuts the image out, a small portion at a time.
    • Medical lasers
      Laser tattoo removal usually requires a number of visits, with each procedure lasting only a few minutes. It can be uncomfortable and does feel a lot like getting a tattoo on. The entire process usually takes several months.

one word: OUCH.....

and how i wished i had checked their websites earlier....

BUT!! not to say that i regret or anything, cuz i'm satisfied with what i have now... =)


and please, please, please!!!!!!!!

don't see me as a gangster kinda person after reading this entry k????
(though sometimes i can be a mad, mad person...)

cuz hey, it's not that i had killed someone or burnt someone's house...

it's just a 2.5 x 3.5 cm tattoo only wor....

i'm just someone who appreciate arts
(can't u tell by the way i review musics in my previous posts?)

i'm still the same old sze may before my tattoo..... =)

and to me, life means a lot more than earning a lot of money, chasing status and glory, and the typical chinese mindset....

three words:

LIVE . LIFE . MAX

we just need to do some CRAZY things once in a while in our life, to make it a lil more interesting....

cuz you only live once in your life, unless u believe in reincarnation and stuffs like that...

XOXO - rock on!

-herrrmm, what shud i get as tattoo next? lol-



p/s: immature readers, do take note!!!!... tattoos are for a lifetime, not some 'in' thing u get just so u'll be in the 'in' crowd.... it took me years to finally decide that i really want one.... and i'm not recommending/persuade/ask you to get one..... you have a brain... use it!.... x)

[update] number 14....

okay, somehow, someone said that there weren't many pictures in my previous entry...

so here are a few more pictures that i managed to korek from wherever they came from.....

family photo - without dean version

do-re-mi

yea, i know, escape the ruler.... hahaha

the more i look into the pictures, the more i hear the song 'All the Good Things Come to An End" by Nelly Furtado in my head.....


so yes, it has all ended, which only left us with photos and memories for us to look back later on....



p/s:
to be honest, posting these pics makes me feel mad and sad.....
it just shows how pa-lia my camera is, and how terrible is my photographing skills... hehehhee...

Thursday, June 21, 2007

number 14....

*it's 11.30pm now and i'm tired, but extremely excited (why am i so high? check out my next entry...)... a part of me want to skip this entry, but i just feel so bad for not posting this... so YA'LL BETTER appreciate it k??? by dropping a comment showing that u're alive will do... =)*

the first four months had been tough.... oh wait, my college life had been tough all awhile...

and yet, they say college life is fun and easy, sap-sap sui ....

well, guess wat, those were craps, and college life ain't easy or sap sap sui at all....

so after went thru hell during the the first four months, we were just delighted to get our results....

cuz after 4 harsh semesters in the college......


WE FINALLY GOT INTO THE DEAN'S LIST!!!


though kinda too late.... but hey, always better to be late than never ei???

the day that we looked forward to is 20th of june, the time is 4pm, and the venue is none other than our dear college....


we're required to wear formally to the event, and i went from wanting to wear skirts, but ending up in pants..... (and courtesy of my sis, she made me look like i'm attending some big shot's function, when it's just a simple ceremony... T___T)

anyway, as i got there a lil' early, and other than chatting with friends, i killed my time flipping thru the booklet they handout during the ceremony....

chatting was fun, but browsing at the pics in the booklet was even fun-NER!!

check out this pic....




BUAHAHAHA#looks#HAHAHAHAH#familiar#AHAHAHAHA

*pause*

*gulp*

HAHAHAHAH#right?#HAHAHAHAHAHAH

*pause*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

*ehem*

and this one....

there's nothing wrong with the guy on the pic, but look closely, u can see the sparkles at the background; so damn qio man, those sparkles made the guy shine in the book, though it's only black and white.....


and.... A-HAH!! u think i'm so dumb that i'm gonna show u my fugly pic?... dream on....

ekekekekekekke......

-sorry for making fun of mr. looks-so familiar, but hey, it's a compliment! can send this pic for beauty saloons, BEFORE AND AFTER pic.... can earn big bucks nei!! hehehehe-

so back to the ceremony....

i'll let the pics do the talking.....

miss Ban

mr -looks so familiar- Chew
*burst out laughing*


mr Chua

miss Fong

miss Ah moi, herself, =)

miss Lee

mr -sparkle guy- Leong

mr Lim

mr Tan

and last but not least, miss Yee


and that's it.....

after 14 weeks of struggle, 14 weeks of tiring classes, 14 weeks of pek cek-ness, 14 weeks of assignments and revisions....

it all ends with less than 14 seconds on shaking hand with MR DEAN.....

lame right??

and this is what i get after 14 weeks of torture.....

i can get one from Harvard using photoshop in less than 14 minutes....


after getting what we deserve, we don't really care what's happening next lah.... hehehehe, cuz we're more interested in cam-whoring....


on my right....
(pic of on my left is held hostage...)

these are the ones who made it thru and achieve 'it' after 14 months of hell....


cam whoring with miss yee

taking pic with mr looks so familiar

and no wonder tat wears coat today, he has something on his back.... x.x

his back says "Escape the Ruler"..... WHOAAAA, we got our independence 50 years ago, now u want to escape from what ruler?? hahahahahhaha

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after working so hard to get good grades, this is pretty much what we get:
  • a ceremony dedicated to us
  • a piece of A4 sized manila card stated that we worked hard before
  • hand shake for less than 14 seconds with a guy whom we got the award under his name
  • char bee hoon, doughnut and coffee/tea
  • photo snappings
  • last but not least, tons of memories, and self satisfaction, =)

this is my first time, and may be the last time..... it's sad, but humans will only appreciate something when it's rare....


-so sorry for the blur-ness, i'm beginning to hate myself very much for not choosing a better camera when i bought it 2 years back; i'm regretting very much, and though i sound like an ungrateful bitch and spoiled brat, i'm gonna get myself a new cam some time SOON, so i can produce better pics in my blogs... or better still, u can just, *ehem* sponsor me one right now?... hehehhheh-